Rain + wind + 5 Celsius + un-rideable roads = 1 Unhappybicycle rider.

The last few weeks have been unbearable. I have rarely stepped out of the door within the last 3 weeks without being instantly cold,wet, and most defiantly miserable. Now, you don’t have to ride bikes to realise my ridiculous equation above arrives at that answer. So here is another for good measure....You take that 1 unhappy bicycle rider and add the following......

 sun + light wind +20-25 Celsius + perfect tarmac + beaches + Lanzarote = 1 ecstatic bicycle rider

Well, 2 estatic bicycle riders really. This is because I am going with Thomas Copeland. It’s a shame he is French, but I’m sure I shall cope!

Thats enough bicycle mathematics for this lesson class. The next lesson covers how to antagonise other riders who are staying at home.

Don’t be late!

Matt